you ask me stupid questions that i don't feel like answering!
- "sounds like you're cooking, so you cook huh? you should cook for me." this really makes me NOT want to cook for you...ever.
- "do you have a picture phone?" why because you're going to ask me to send you a photo? please. stop. really.
- and my personal all time favorite: "so, i have to ask you this: you are gorgeous, intelligent, sociable...why are you single?" the word 'single' is spoken as though it were some communicable disease people try not to catch. did i ask YOU why you were single? no, i didn't.
i could give any number of reasons why (i am single), but at the end of the day it boils down to one simple fact: because i want to be; and i should not have to justify that to anyone, least of all you, mr. met-you-in the-club-first-time-caller.